Well, let me tell you, I hear them young folks talkin’ ’bout sports car hire Derby, and it gets me thinkin’. Back in my day, we didn’t have none of that fancy stuff. We just had old Betsy, the horse. But these days, it’s all zoom zoom and vroom vroom. They want them fast cars, them shiny ones. I seen ’em, red ones, blue ones, all sorts.
These sports car hire in Derby, they say it’s easy. Like pickin’ apples from a tree. You just call ’em up, I guess, and they bring it right to your door. No horse feed needed, just that gasoline stuff. And they go fast, real fast. Like a chicken with its head cut off, runnin’ around. I reckon that is what they are looking for when they look for a cheap car hire. They want a demon, a speed demon. READY TO RACE, I heard someone say.
They say these cars are for all sorts of things. Weddings, they say. Imagine that! Showin’ up to your wedding in a flashy car. We just walked to the church back in my day. And stag nights, whatever those are. Probably some young folks shenanigans, making loud noise. And concerts, and video shoots. I don’t know what it is, but I guess the young like it. They need a top-notch velocity, like a lightning.
- Audi RS3, they call it. Sounds important.
- Ferrari. A red hot Ferrari.
- Lamborghini. Like a bull.
- Rolls Royce. Now that sounds fancy, even to me.
They got all kinds of sports car hire Derby. Big ones, small ones, I suppose. Like pickin’ out your best dress for Sunday service. You want it to fit just right, you know? These folks, they say they got one for everybody. For your “lifestyle” they call it. It is just a car.
They say it is a top performance, and they say it is the best. Best for speed, best for show, I don’t know. All I know is it’s a whole lot different than ridin’ old Betsy. And they say they even bring it to you. Like orderin’ a pie from the bakery, except it’s a car. They even got people to drive you around in it, if you want. We used to just walk, or ride in the back of a wagon.
You want comfort? They got that too, they say. Soft seats, I imagine. Not like them old wooden benches we used to sit on. These cars, they got it all. Air blowin’ on you, music playin’, all that. No matter you are looking for a super sports car or a normal one, they got it.
It is really easy to get these cars. These young’uns, they just go online, I think. They got these websites, these internets, with all the pictures and the numbers. Then they can compare prices. Like comparin’ the price of eggs at the market, I suppose. They want the best deal, just like me.
- They say you can pick it up from different places.
- They say you don’t have to pay extra.
- They say they help you find the cheapest one.
If you wanna go somewhere, they say these cars are good for that. They are easy to handle. Like driving a car to Sparrowpit or to Hope. Or that Hana Highway. Wherever that is. But I guess if you’re payin’ all that money for a fancy car, you might as well go somewhere nice. Drive to the beach, maybe.
And they got all kinds of them Derby car rentals. Not just them fast ones. They got Jeeps, they say. Like them army cars, I seen pictures. And SUVs. Big cars, for families, I guess. And “specialty cars.” I don’t know what that means. Maybe they got different colors, or somethin’. They even got small cars, compact cars. They say they are good for narrow roads. And they don’t use much gas. They have better fuel efficiency.
Well, I guess that’s all I know about them sports car hire Derby. It’s a whole different world than when I was a girl. But if you got the money, and you want a fast car, or a big car, or a fancy car, I guess they got one for you. Just be careful out there on them roads. Don’t go too fast, now. And watch out for them other drivers. They’re probably all in them fast cars, too.
