Alright, so you’re lookin’ at them fancy cars, huh? The kind with names you gotta say real slow so you don’t mess ’em up. Lincoln, somethin’ somethin’. Sounds like a rich fella’s name, that’s for sure.
Now, they’re talkin’ ’bout this “electric SUV” thing. Sounds like one of them newfangled contraptions. Back in my day, a car was a car. You put gas in it, and it went. Now they got all this battery stuff. Who knows if it’ll last? But I hear the young folks like ’em, so maybe there’s somethin’ to it.
I saw somethin’ ’bout a “Corsair.” Sounds like a pirate ship, doesn’t it? But it’s one of them Lincolns. They say it costs a pretty penny, though. Forty thousand dollars! That’s more money than I ever saw in my whole life! And they got another one, the “Grand Touring,” that’s even more! Fifty-five thousand! Lord have mercy! Who’s got that kind of money to throw around?
They also talk about an “MKZ.” Now that one ain’t no SUV. It is cheaper, but still costs a heap. Startin’ at thirty-seven thousand, they say. And if you want all the bells and whistles, it goes up to forty-three thousand. That’s still a lot of chickens, let me tell you.
- Now, these electric cars, they say they’re good for the air. Less stink, I guess. That’s probably a good thing. My old man used to cough somethin’ fierce from all them fumes back in the day.
- And they say they’re comfy. Well, I reckon if you’re spendin’ that much money, it better be comfy! It better have a seat that massages your back and a radio that plays all them fancy tunes.
- They also talk about bein’ “sustainable”. What’s that even mean? Sounds like somethin’ them city folks made up. I guess it means it don’t break down so easy? Or maybe it means it don’t use up all the oil in the ground? I don’t rightly know.
But let me tell you somethin’ about buyin’ a car. You gotta be careful. Them salesmen, they’ll try to sweet-talk you into spendin’ more than you can afford. They’ll tell you all about the fancy features and the leather seats, but they won’t tell you about the payments. And before you know it, you’re stuck with a car you can’t afford and a bill you can’t pay.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ one of these Lincoln electric SUVs, you do your homework. Read the reviews, talk to people who own ’em, and don’t let them salesmen push you around. And most importantly, make sure you can afford it! There’s nothin’ worse than bein’ stuck with a car payment you can’t make. It’ll keep you up at night, I tell you. It’ll give you wrinkles and gray hair before your time.
And another thing, don’t be fooled by all them fancy words. “Fair purchase price,” they call it. Sounds nice, doesn’t it? But it just means they’re tryin’ to get you to pay as much as possible. You gotta haggle with ’em, I say. Don’t be afraid to walk away. There are plenty of other cars out there.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ these Lincoln electric SUVs are bad cars. I ain’t sayin’ they’re good cars either. I’m just sayin’ you gotta be careful. Do your research, know your budget, and don’t let them salesmen pull a fast one on you. That’s my advice, for what it’s worth.
And remember, a car is just a way to get from point A to point B. It don’t matter how fancy it is, as long as it gets you where you need to go. So don’t go spendin’ your life savings on somethin’ that’s just gonna sit in your driveway most of the time. There are more important things in life than a fancy car, let me tell you. Family, friends, good food… those are the things that matter. Not some shiny new car that’ll lose half its value the minute you drive it off the lot.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about these fancy electric Lincoln cars. Take it or leave it. It’s your money, after all.
Tags: [Lincoln, Electric SUV, Corsair, MKZ, Car price, Electric car, Sustainable, Comfort]
