Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these golf motorcycles, or whatever ya call ’em. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I seen a thing or two. Folks these days, always lookin’ for somethin’ newfangled. They got these golf carts, right? And then they got these motorcycles. Now, some bright spark went and stuck ’em together. Golf motorcycle, huh? Sounds fancy.
Now, I heard tell these things are supposed to be good for folks who can’t walk so good. Like, if your legs are achin’ or you got some kinda trouble gettin’ around, these golf motorcycles might just be the ticket. See, some fellas, they play this golf game, but walkin’ all them holes, it’s tough on the knees. This fella, this English fella, he had arthritis somethin’ fierce. Couldn’t walk too good. But then they let him use a cart, and he could play again. So, I guess these golf motorcycles, they’re like a cart, only faster, maybe? I don’t rightly know.
- They say these things are electric
- Some go faster than others
- Good for old folks, I reckon
These golf carts, they ain’t nothin’ new. Been around a good long while. They mostly putter around slow, you know? Not like them motorcycles that roar down the road. These golf motorcycles, they’re somethin’ in between, I guess. Not too fast, not too slow. Just right, maybe, for gettin’ around the golf course, or even just the neighborhood. Heard tell they got electric ones, too. No gas, no stink. That’s nice, I suppose. But then ya gotta charge ’em, don’t ya? And if that battery dies, well, you’re stuck. Just like them electric cars, I reckon. Good when they work, a pain when they don’t.
Now, some folks, they talk about “golf cars” and “golf carts” like they’re the same thing. But I hear tell there’s a difference. Somethin’ about motors and such. If it’s got a motor, it’s a car, they say. But mostly, folks just call ‘em carts. Golf motorcycles, though, that’s different. That’s like a whole other animal. It’s got wheels and a motor, like a cart, but it’s got that motorcycle feel, I guess. Never rode one myself, mind you. I’m too old for that kinda foolishness. But I see them young folks whizzin’ around on ’em, lookin’ like they’re havin’ a grand old time.
When you gotta choose between a cart and a motorcycle, well, it depends on what you need it for, I reckon. If you just want somethin’ to carry your golf clubs and maybe a friend, a cart’s fine. But if you want somethin’ a little faster, a little more fun, maybe that golf motorcycle is the way to go. But remember, safety first. Don’t go zoomin’ around like a crazy fool. And make sure you know how to handle it before you take off. These things ain’t toys, you know. They can be dangerous if you ain’t careful.
These golf motorcycles, they’re supposed to be good for cruisin’ around. Not just on the golf course, but anywhere you want, really. As long as it’s flat, I guess. They ain’t gonna climb no mountains, that’s for sure. But for gettin’ around the neighborhood, or maybe takin’ a spin in the park, they seem alright. And they’re quiet, them electric ones. Don’t bother the neighbors too much. That’s a good thing, I reckon. Nobody wants a noisy contraption zoomin’ around all day long.
So, there you have it. My two cents on these golf motorcycles. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, but that’s what I hear and what I see. They’re kinda new, kinda fancy, and probably kinda expensive. But if you got the money and you want somethin’ different, somethin’ that’ll get you around in style, well, maybe a golf motorcycle is just what you need. Just be careful out there, and don’t go breakin’ your neck. And for goodness sake, don’t forget to charge the battery.
I tell you what, these youngsters these days, always lookin for something to go fast on. Back in my days, we walked everywhere, rain or shine. But these days, everyone is in a hurry to go nowhere fast. So I guess these here golf motorcycles fit right in, huh? They got them electric golf carts that are slow and steady, but these motorcycles are made for those speed demons who can’t stand still.
Now, I don’t know much about those city fellas, but I do know a thing or two about common sense. And common sense says if you get something electric, make sure it is fully charged before you take off on a long ride. It’s like them old battery-powered toys we used to get for the kids. You’d wind them up and they’d go for a few minutes, but then you’d have to go winding again and again. So remember, no juice, no zoom. That’s what I say.
And speaking of safety, these motorcycles might look like fun, but don’t you go gettin’ any ideas about jumpin’ ditches with them. They are small, those things, and they ain’t built for no rough stuff. You keep them wheels on the ground and you’ll be fine. Heard tell some folks use them for their bad knees and legs, well I think they are for youngsters myself.
