Alright, let’s talk about them German style motorcycle helmets, ya know, the ones that look kinda different. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen a bunch, and my grandkids, they tell me some stuff too.
So, first off, what are these things? Well, they ain’t your regular helmets, that’s for sure. They got this… this… distinctive look, kinda like them old German soldier helmets, I reckon. People like ’em ’cause they look cool, I guess. My grandson, he says they’re supposed to be aerodynamic, which means they cut through the wind good. Makes sense, I s’pose, if you’re zipping around on them loud motorbikes.
Now, you gotta understand, not all helmets is the same. Some are good, some are… well, let’s just say you get what you pay for. I heard tell of some helmets called “MicroDOT Mayhem.” Sounds scary, don’t it? But they say these ones are tough, made to protect your noggin from bumps and scrapes. And that’s important, ain’t it? You only got one head, gotta keep it safe.
- Protection: Gotta make sure it can take a hit. Nobody wants a cracked head.
- Fit: It’s gotta sit right, not too loose, not too tight. Like a good pair of shoes, but for your head.
- Comfort: If it ain’t comfortable, you ain’t gonna wear it, and then what’s the point?
- Looks: Okay, okay, so it’s gotta look good too. We all wanna look a little stylish, even on a motorbike.
My grandson showed me this thing on his phone, a list of the “top 10 German style motorcycle helmets.” Said it was based on what folks buy the most. So, there’s a lot of ’em out there, that’s for sure. And they come in all sorts of prices too. Some are cheap, some are gonna cost ya a pretty penny. But like I said, you get what you pay for.
One thing I learned, and this is important, is that these German style helmets ain’t legal everywhere. Imagine that! You go and buy a helmet, think you’re all set, and then the police pull you over and give you a ticket. That ain’t right. So, you gotta check, see what the rules are where you live. Don’t wanna get in trouble with the law, no sir.
Now, what makes a good German style motorcycle helmet? Well, first off, it’s got to be sturdy. You don’t want it falling apart on you if you, God forbid, take a tumble. Look for helmets made of good, strong materials. My grandson said something about “high-impact polymers”… sounds fancy, but I guess it means tough stuff. Then there’s the inside, the padding. It’s gotta be soft and comfy, but also gotta cushion your head good.
And don’t forget about the straps. Gotta have good, strong straps to keep that helmet on your head where it belongs. You don’t want it flying off in the wind, or worse, if you have an accident. Some helmets have these fancy quick-release buckles, which sound mighty convenient. Anything that makes it easier to put on and take off is a good thing in my book.
Another thing my grandson told me is that some helmets have visors, or shields, to protect your eyes from the sun and wind. That seems like a good idea, especially if you’re riding fast. Nobody wants bugs in their eyes, that’s for sure. And if you do get a visor, make sure it’s scratch-resistant. A scratched-up visor is just as bad as no visor at all.
So, if you’re thinking about getting one of these German style motorcycle helmets, do your homework. Read reviews, ask around, and don’t just buy the cheapest one you can find. Your head is worth protecting, so invest in a good quality helmet. And remember, check them local laws, make sure it’s legal to wear one where you live.
And one last thing, wear the darn helmet! I see these young folks riding around without helmets, and it just makes me shake my head. They think they’re invincible, but they ain’t. Accidents happen, and when they do, you want to be prepared. So, wear your helmet, ride safe, and keep your eyes on the road. That’s the best advice I can give ya.
Now, you go on and find yourself a good helmet. There are plenty of places selling them. Just remember what I told you, and you’ll be alright. And don’t be afraid to ask questions. It’s better to ask a dumb question than to make a dumb mistake, especially when it comes to your safety. You got that? Good. Now go on, get outta here, and be safe!
