Howdy folks! Let’s gab a bit about them camping tent pickup truck thingamajigs, ya know, the tents you stick in the back of your truck. Ain’t nothin’ fancier than sleepin’ off the ground, ‘specially when it’s wet or creepy crawlies are out and about.

First off, ya gotta figure out what kinda truck ya got. Is it a big ol’ long bed, a regular size, or one of them shorty beds? Makes a big difference, ya see. Them tents, they come in different sizes too. Usually, they got ’em for eight-foot beds, six-and-a-half foot beds, and five-and-a-half foot beds. Don’t go buyin’ a tent that’s too big or too small, it’ll be a mess, I tell ya. Like tryin’ to put a fat hog in a skinny pigpen.
- Big Truck Beds (8 foot): Them big boys need big tents.
- Regular Truck Beds (6.5 foot): Most common, so lots of tents fit these.
- Short Truck Beds (5.5 foot): Gotta get a shorty tent for these.
Now, once ya know your truck size, think about how many folks are gonna be sleepin’ in there. For each person, ya need about two feet wide and maybe six-and-a-half feet long. If you’re tall, or if ya got a big ol’ dog snorin’ with ya, maybe ya need a bit more room. Nothin’ worse than bein’ all cramped up like sardines in a can.
Then there’s the stuff the tent’s made of. Some tents are tough, like that old canvas I used to have, kept the rain out good. Nowadays, they got all sorts of fancy materials. Some are light, some are heavy-duty. If you’re gonna be campin’ in rough weather, get somethin’ strong. If it’s just for a summer night, a lighter one’s easier to handle, less back-breakin’ work for us old folks.
Another thing to think about is how easy it is to set up. Some of them tents, they got poles and straps and all sorts of contraptions. If you’re like me and gettin’ a bit creaky in the joints, ya want somethin’ simple. Some tents just pop up real easy, like them umbrellas. Them’s the best kind, in my book. Ain’t nobody got time for wrestling with a tent when you’re tired from driving all day.
And don’t forget about windows and doors. Ya need air flow, ‘specially in the summer. Nothin’ worse than wakin’ up all sweaty and sticky. Make sure them windows got screens, too, unless ya wanna be sharin’ your bed with a bunch of skeeters. And doors, ya need doors that are easy to open and close. Zippers are good, but sometimes they get stuck. So check ’em good before ya buy.
Now, some folks like fancy extras, like awnings or little rooms that stick out. Them can be nice, give ya a place to sit outside if it’s rainin’ or keep your muddy boots outta the sleepin’ area. But they ain’t necessary, ya know. Just depends on how fancy ya wanna be. Me, I just need a dry place to lay my head.
And finally, the price. Them tents can cost ya a pretty penny. But ya don’t always gotta get the most expensive one. Sometimes a cheaper one will do just fine. Just look for somethin’ that’s well-made and fits your truck and your needs. Don’t be fooled by all them fancy gadgets and gizmos. Just get somethin’ that’ll keep ya dry and comfortable.
So there ya have it, a little bit of common sense about camping tent pickup truck. Just remember, keep it simple, get the right size, and make sure it’s sturdy enough to handle whatever Mother Nature throws at ya. Happy campin’, y’all!
Setting up your truck tent ain’t rocket science, but a little know-how goes a long way. Most come with instructions, so don’t just throw them papers away! First, clean out your truck bed. Ya don’t want rocks and dirt pokin’ ya in the back all night. Then, lay out the tent in the bed to see how it fits. Most tents have straps that hook onto the truck bed. Make sure them straps are tight, so the tent don’t go flyin’ off in the wind. After that, it’s just a matter of puttin’ up the poles and stake it down if it needs it. Take your time and don’t get frustrated. Even I can put one up these days and that says a lot!
Taking care of your tent is important too, if ya want it to last. After campin’, always air it out real good before ya pack it away. If it’s wet, let it dry completely, otherwise it’ll get moldy and stinky. And when ya fold it up, don’t just cram it in the bag. Fold it neat and tidy, the way it came. And if ya get a tear, patch it up right away. A little bit of duct tape works wonders, ya know.
So, whether you’re goin’ fishin’, huntin’, or just want to spend a night under the stars, a camping tent pickup truck can make it a whole lot more comfortable. Just remember these tips, and you’ll be sleepin’ like a baby in no time. Good night, y’all, and don’t let the bed bugs bite!
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