Well, let me tell you, these days I hear folks talkin’ ’bout these fancy cars, especially them pricey British sports cars. What’s the big deal? Cars is cars, right? But they keep goin’ on and on about some letters, like it’s a secret code or somethin’. They call it a crossword. Pricey British sports car for short crossword, they say. Sounds silly to me.
They say British sports car, for short, like it’s some kinda riddle. British sports car, British sports car. Keep repeatin’ it. Like I got nothin’ better to do than think about fancy cars from across the ocean. They say it is a crossword clue. I don’t know what is that, a crossroad maybe?
And then they go on about how many answers there are, like it’s a big mystery. “Oh, there’s 30 answers,” or “There’s 40 answers!” Who cares? A car gets you from here to there. That’s all that matters. These British sports cars, they ain’t nothin’ special. Just a way for rich folks to show off, I reckon. I only know some, like that Aston Martin, that’s the one in them old man’s movies, right?
I heard ’em sayin’ somethin’ ’bout “possible solutions” for these pricey British cars. Solutions? What’s that even mean? Is the car broken? If it’s broken, it ain’t worth nothin’, no matter how fancy it is. If it is not about car, then what’s it? I don’t understand these young people now.
They talk about “clues” too. Like it’s some kinda detective game. “Classic British sports car clue,” they say. Clue to what? Where they parked it? Just look in the driveway! It ain’t that hard to find a car. Unless they’re tryin’ to hide it from the taxman, maybe. That’s what I’d do if I had a fancy car like that. I don’t understand what is crossword clue.
- Aston Martin
- Jaguar
- Lotus
- Bentley
Then there’s this “crossword” thing again. “British sports car, for short, crossword clue answer.” That’s a mouthful. Why can’t they just say what they mean? And what’s with the “for short” part? Are the cars too small? I like a good, sturdy car, one that can fit the whole family and some groceries. These little sports cars ain’t no good for that. What is British sports car for short?
They say this clue appeared in somethin’ called the “Vulture Crossword.” What is that? A bird? What’s a bird got to do with cars? Nothin’, that’s what. Just like all this talk about letters and answers. It’s all a bunch of nonsense, if you ask me.
And get this, they say there are answers with “4 letters.” Four letters? What, like “C-A-R-S”? That ain’t no answer, that’s just the word “cars”! These people are playin’ games, I tell ya. Games with words, games with cars. It’s all too much for me. These pricey British cars, they got four letters. Big deal.
They also talk about some fancy brands, like Bentley and Rolls-Royce. Heard of ’em, never seen ’em. Probably too expensive for my eyes anyway. They say these brands used to make sports cars. Now they just make big, fancy
