Well, look at this, “suv cargo box,” huh? Never thought I’d be talkin’ ’bout this kinda thing. But here we go. Let’s get down to brass tacks.

So, you got yourself an SUV and you need more space. Like, you’re goin’ on a trip, gotta haul a bunch of stuff. Kids, grandkids, all their junk, you know how it is. That’s where these here cargo boxes come in handy. Like a big ol’ suitcase on top of your car. Only harder to get at, mind you.
First thing’s first, gotta figure out how big a box you need. Now, don’t go gettin’ all fancy. It’s simple. You take a stick, or a tape measure if you got one, and see how much room you got from the front of your roof rack to the back when you open the back door, the hatch they call it. Yeah, the hatch. You gotta make sure that box don’t hit the hatch when you open it, or you’ll be in a pickle.
And don’t forget about going up. Measure from them bars on top of your car, the crossbars, up to how high you can go. You don’t want to be scraping that box on every low bridge and tree branch you go under.
- Measure from the front crossbar to the open hatch.
- Measure how high you can go from the crossbars.
See? Easy peasy. Just like measurin’ for curtains, only on your car. And make sure you know how much weight that box can hold. Don’t go stuffin’ it full of rocks, ya hear? Them little cars can only take so much.
Now, these boxes, they gotta stick to somethin’ on your car, right? Them crossbars. Make sure the box you’re lookin’ at fits them bars. Some bars are square, some are round, some are… well, I don’t know what they are, but they’re different. Just make sure they match up, or you’ll be in a heap of trouble. Like tryin’ to put a square peg in a round hole, ain’t gonna work.
And somethin’ else to think about, these boxes, they ain’t light. They can be a real pain to get up there and down again. So, if you’re like me and got a bad back, maybe get a neighbor to help, or one of them young’uns. Don’t want you hurtin’ yourself.
Now, about how long these boxes last. They say 25 years, but that’s if you treat ‘em right. Don’t leave ‘em out in the sun all the time, don’t bang ‘em around too much. And if you live where it snows a lot, well, that ain’t gonna help neither. Common sense, really.
Oh, and one more thing. These boxes, they make your car drink more gas. Like, a whole lot more. So, if you’re worried about that kinda thing, well, you might wanna think twice. Or just pack lighter. That’s what I always say. Less stuff, less problems.
So, there you have it. Everything you need to know about these SUV cargo boxes. Just remember, measure it right, make sure it fits, don’t overload it, and be prepared to use a bit more gas. And if you’re still confused, ask somebody at the store. They’ll know more than me, that’s for sure. But at least now you know the basics, right? Good luck, and happy travels.
And listen, these things can be expensive. Shop around, don’t just jump at the first shiny one you see. You want a good deal, a box you can rely on. You don’t want it falling apart on the highway, stuff flying everywhere. That would be a real mess.
So there it is, all I know about them car boxes. Hope it helps ya out. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper.
Tags: [SUV, Cargo Box, Roof Rack, Storage, Travel, Car Accessories, Measurement, Weight Capacity, Fuel Efficiency, Installation]