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Alright, so you wanna know about them fancy cars, huh? The ones they call “classic sports cars” in them crossword puzzles? I ain’t no car expert, mind you, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my day. My old man, he used to tinker with cars, always greasy and grumbling under the hood. So, I picked up a bit, you know, just enough to get by.
Now, this “classic sports car feature” thing, it sounds mighty complicated, but it ain’t. They’re just talking about parts of the car, the stuff that makes it special. Like them T-tops, them fancy roofs you can take off. Makes you feel like you’re flying, I reckon, with the wind in your hair. The crossword people, they love that T-TOP word, see? Four letters, easy to fit in them little boxes.
But there’s more to it than just T-tops, I tell ya. These classic sports cars, they got all sorts of things that make ’em different from your everyday clunker. They got powerful engines, make a real ruckus when you start ’em up. And they’re low to the ground, hugging the road like a tick on a hound dog. Makes ’em fast, you see, for racin’ around and showin’ off. Not that I ever did much racin’, unless you count chasin’ chickens outta the garden.
- Engine: That’s the heart of the car, makes it go vroom vroom!
- Body: That’s the outside, all shiny and sleek, or sometimes rusty and beat up, depends on how well you take care of it.
- Wheels: Gotta have wheels, else you ain’t goin’ nowhere. Big ones, small ones, it all depends.
- T-TOP: The roof you can take off, for feelin’ the wind in your hair.
Them crossword puzzles, they like to use tricky words, to make you scratch your head. They might call the engine a “power plant” or somethin’ fancy like that. And the body, they might call it the “chassis” or the “frame.” Don’t let them fool ya, it’s all the same stuff, just different names. It’s like callin’ a pig a “swine” or a “hog.” Still a pig, ain’t it?
I saw one of them crossword puzzles the other day, at the general store. Said somethin’ about a “classic sports car feature” and it was four letters. Yep, T-TOP, that was it. Easy peasy, I thought. But then there was another one, asked for a different feature, somethin’ about the “exhaust.” Now that’s a tricky one. Exhaust is where all the smoke and fumes come out, you know? Makes a loud noise, sometimes. But it ain’t usually a four-letter word. Maybe they was lookin’ for “pipe” or “muff,” but that didn’t seem right for a sports car. Them crossword people, they’re always tryin’ to be clever.
Anyways, these classic sports cars, they’re a whole different breed. They ain’t like them plastic things they make nowadays. They got character, soul, you know? They rumble and roar, and they make you feel alive. Even if you ain’t drivin’ ’em, just lookin’ at ’em is enough to make you smile. They remind you of a simpler time, when things were built to last, and folks took pride in their work. Like my old man and his cars. He always said, “If you’re gonna do somethin’, do it right.” And that’s what them classic sports car makers did, they did it right.
So next time you see one of them crossword puzzles, and it asks about a “classic sports car feature,” don’t you fret. Just think about what makes them cars special. The engine, the body, the wheels, and maybe even that T-TOP. And if you get stuck, well, just ask your old grandma. She might know a thing or two, even if she ain’t never driven nothin’ faster than a tractor.
And remember, these cars, they show up in the New York Times crossword puzzle a lot. They say it shows up in the Arts section, or sometimes in the Sunday Magazine. I don’t read them papers much, too busy with my chickens and garden, but folks do like them crossword puzzle. March 21st, they say, was when it last showed up. People looking for answers and all. They even got websites and places where you can look up the answers. Makes you wonder what people did before the internet, huh?
Anyways, that’s about all I know about them “classic sports car feature” things. Hope it helps ya with your crossword puzzle, or whatever you’re doin’. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They’re gettin’ mighty restless.
Tags: [Sports car, Crossword, NY Times, T-TOP, Classic car, Engine, Car feature, New York Times Crossword]