Well, hey there, young folks! Let’s yak about these newfangled 2024 motorcycles, alright? I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I seen a thing or two, and I hear these new bikes are somethin’ else.
Now, I reckon there’s all sorts of ’em. Sportbikes, them fast fellas, zoomin’ around like angry hornets. Then you got yer standards, I guess those are just plain ol’ bikes, nothin’ fancy. And the cruisers, them big ol’ comfy things, good for sittin’ back and takin’ it easy.
Heard tell there’s touring bikes too, for them long hauls, seein’ the country and whatnot. And them adventure bikes, them’s the ones that can go anywhere, I reckon, even on them bumpy dirt roads. Dual sport, somethin’ like that too, I hear. And supermoto? Don’t even ask me what that is, sounds like somethin’ outta this world!
Seems like they got somethin’ for everyone these days. Even us old fogies, if we was crazy enough to get on one of them things! I tell ya, back in my day, a bicycle was fancy enough. But these young city folks, they like them fast and shiny things.
- They got all sorts of colors too, not just black like they used to be.
- Red, blue, green, even orange! Like a rainbow on wheels.
- And them engines, they roar like a lion, not like them put-put-puttin’ scooters we used to see.
I saw a picture in the newspaper, one of them Harley-Davidson bikes. They been around forever, I guess. This year they celebratin’ 120 years, can you believe it? That’s a long time, even for an old biddy like me. They say them Harleys are powerful and stylish. I guess so, if you like that sort of thing.
Now, I also heard tell there’s places where you can learn to ride these things. They call ’em riding courses. I guess that’s a good idea, ’cause these bikes ain’t no toys. You gotta know what you’re doin’ before you go zoomin’ around on the road. They got different courses for different bikes, even one for them little bitty bikes, the ones that ain’t too powerful. That’s probably where I’d start, if I was a young whippersnapper again.
And you know what else? They havin’ sales on these things, sometimes. Like that Black Friday thing, I hear they give you a good deal then. 30% off, they say! That’s a lot of money saved, I reckon. But you gotta be careful, don’t go buyin’ somethin’ you can’t afford just ’cause it’s on sale.
So, there you have it. My two cents on them 2024 motorcycles. They got all kinds, for all kinds of folks. Fast ones, slow ones, big ones, little ones. Just be careful out there, young ‘uns. And wear a helmet, for goodness sake! You only got one brain, don’t go scramblin’ it like eggs.
Oh, and one more thing. I heard they got showrooms, places where you can go look at these bikes up close. So if you’re interested, go take a gander. Just don’t let them slick-talkin’ salesmen talk you into somethin’ you don’t need.
That’s all I got to say about that. Now, go on, git! And be safe out there.
Tags: 2024 motorcycles, sportbikes, cruisers, touring, adventure, dual sport, supermoto, Harley-Davidson, riding course, Black Friday sale
